Here's the dialogue for every movie, pretty much ever, except maybe a few.
Lady: Don’t go to the big thing!
Hero Man: I have to though.
Lady: Please don't.
Hero Man: No.
Lady: [secretly proud] [explosions]
Lady: Don't fly that plane! There’s sky everywhere.
Hero Man [Over the radio] Sorry, I'm already flying it babe.
Lady: Don't go to that fight!
Hero Man: Babe, I got two fists but only one heart, I have to.
Lady: I understand.
Hero Man: Really?
Lady: No, stay home and be afraid with me.
Hero Man: You just don't get it.
LADY: I never ever will.
Lady: Don't go!
Hero Man: I'm going!
Lady: Then be careful!
Hero Man: No! [explosions]
Lady: Don't go to the big thing tonight!
Hero Man: I have to, otherwise the guys wont be proud of me.
Lady: I'll still be proud of you.
Hero Man: Lol no offense but that doesn’t really count. I already have sex with you so I don't really need your respect. Seriously, no offense, but you don't even have a job.
Lady: I'm a scientist doctor.
Hero Man: Ok, still though.
Lady: Where are you going?
Hero Man: To do my dangerous job I do!
Lady: Please don't do it tonight.
Hero Man: Don't do my dangerous, cool job?
Lady: Yeah, don't sell any drugs to antiheroes! Or strangle guys, or kick in some doors, just because you're a big angry boss man with serious danger inside him!
Hero Man: If you really knew me you'd be scared as heck, so stop crying.
Lady: Oh man, that's scary! Get out of here go do your job!
Lady: Don't do the thing you’re supposed to do!
Hero Man: Why not?
Lady: I don't know, I just don't want you to.
Bad Guy Man: Hey I got your lady!
Lady Girl: Oh man, I should never have told you not to go to the thing!
Bad Guy Man: You can save your woman lady or you can do the big hero brave action time! You cant do both things!
Hero Man: I just did.
Bad Guy Man: Oh, wow.
Lady Chick: I'm pregnant so from now on I'll be even more at home.
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