The Grey Gardens Teaser, Jil's Return, and Cavalli's Dong?

chanel-refinery29-0310.jpgReports of frenzied photogs at the Chanel show make us almost glad we weren't there. Almost. (The Moment)
Thanks to this list of ugly ass shoes we are ever less certain that there is justice in this world. (The Frisky)
This eight-year-old is better dressed/scarier than you. (Mens Rag)
Marios Schwab heading to Halston? Oh do tell. (The Cut)
Here's more heedless speculation, this time featuring Jil Sander (WWD)
Earnest Sewn's founding owners have packed their bags and walked out the door. (Paper)
Wait. A Roberto Cavalli dildo? Please no. (Racked)
This Grey Gardens HBO movie is either going to rule or be an absolute snoozefest. (Jezebel)