Now, as folks who will one day totally be Swift's neighbors and have her over to watch RuPaul's Drag Race every week, we feel comfortable in saying that this is more than a tad disingenuous. Love our future BFF as we do, she's clearly not being honest with herself if she thinks her exes wouldn't see through pseudonyms, veiled references, and be more than a little put out by having America's #1 sweetheart roast them over the coals. Granted, one of those exes is John Mayer, but the rest of them are human beings with feelings of their own, no matter how they done our girl wrong.
Yes, yes the songs are not only Swift's art, they represent her honest feelings. We also can't blame her for taking some creative inspiration (and maybe making a little money off of) her former flames. But, part of being an adult is accepting the consequences of your tear-stained, vengeful actions and, at 22, Taylor Swift has more adult responsibilities than some of us ever will.
So, have a little heart for those dudes you've left behind, Swifty. Barring that, block their text messages. (Crushable)
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