1o Signs You're Throwing An Adult Party

Illustrated by Emily Zirimis.
"If the eggnog floweth, the Solo cup goeth." You may not have heard this famous quote before, because I just made it up, but the point is this: If there's ever a time to class up even the sloppiest of parties with some cheerful decor, fancy glasses, and festive outfits, it's the holiday season. Every other day of the year, a party in an un-vacuumed living room is perfectly acceptable, but there's something about these next few weeks that just demands a touch of sophistication. It's the grown-up way to party, and it's marked by 10 telltale signs that set a fancy affair apart from the rest.