Alex Hernandez, nightlife photographer

You're a riot on Facebook — how do you come up with this stuff?
"Most of the time, I just try to speak for the people in general. I say the things that they would really want to say but are probably scared of being judged."

How have your Facebook antics changed your life?
"They haven't really changed my life, but I do get stopped quite a lot and am thanked for making peoples' days better, which I am grateful to hear, by the way."

Walk us through your closet; what is omnipresent?
"I just came back from New York City, so a lot of bags filled with clothes and shoes."

What is Miami's best kept secret?
"My homemade gourmet sandwiches!"

You're a photographer — whom would you love to photograph next?
"An after-hours Hugh Hefner party. What happens in the mansion stays in my camera."

It's your day off; quick, what are you doing?
"I'm watching Planet of The Apes as we speak."

Photo: Courtesy of Alex Hernandez