• Wellness
Jan 21, 2013 2:30 AM EST
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6 Expert Ways To Find Instant Happiness
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The Party Promoters
Ultimate Power Club, a.k.a. the people behind “The Best Night Of Your Life"

“Songs to alleviate the Blue Monday blues:

1. Whitesnake 'Here I Go Again ('87 remix)': 0.5 seconds into the track, and everything is immediately better. 21 seconds in and the air guitar is firmly strapped on and in use. 1:13 in and you're screaming the chorus out to everyone within earshot.

2. John Farnham 'You're The Voice': Because this is scientifically proven to be the most uplifting song of all time. And there's a bagpipe solo — if that doesn't cheer you up, what will?

3. Meat Loaf 'I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)': 12 minutes and 3 seconds of utter genius. If staring into the vortex of this utterly crazy brillance doesn't sort your Monday out, then you're probably dead.

4. Starship 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now': Play this, David Brent-style, just before going into that meeting you've been dreading. They won't know what's hit 'em.

5. Bon Jovi 'Always': Because no matter what other people do, Jon will love you. Always.”