Ah, the epic church-lady hat--pastel yellow with tulle flowers, broad-brimmed to defend against the elements, topped with a cornucopia (and thus fancy enough to distract altar boys). The unspoken competition between devout hat-wearers at Sunday mass is a pew-to-pew sport few outsiders can likely comprehend. But step aside, holy rollers. Lara Stone just got flossy in the name of the Father. In this Vogue Paris editorial, shot by Cedric Buchet, she rocks press-on claws made for conspicuous hand-folding and hot pink lips parted to sing the materialists' redemption hymns. Even the most extravagant of hat-wearers have nothing on her diamond decor, from a cascading blue and green-stoned collar to a botanical sprawl of icy white crystals. Good thing she's wearing that nun get-up, cause it's going to be a whole lot of penance to make up that kind of lust.
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