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5 Out-Of-Office Messages Designed To Make People Hate You

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Reductress is the first and only satirical women's magazine, taking on the best and worst of women's media, marketing and consumer culture.
Your big summer trip is right around the corner, and no vacation is complete without the perfect out-of-office message to make everybody hate you. Check out the examples ahead to find right message to help your colleagues nurture their disdain.
1. “My life is awesome.”
2. “I am having a baby and milking it for all it’s worth.”
3. “I just take it easy all the time.”
4. “OMG my liiiiife!”
5. “You wish you had a family, don’t you? Well, fuck off.”
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