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Too Many Wedding-Vow Renewals
It's so wonderful that your castmate and her husband of nine months are renewing their wedding vows. But you've got to put yourself — and your vaginal-rejuvenation appointment this Saturday — first.
Being Too Big To Brand
You're proud to be a lawyer, funeral director, tiger masseuse, Broadway star, circus performer, Pantone color coordinator, Alaskan furrier, tactical-gymnastics coach, armpit aesthetician, professional blogger, ordained minister, bomb-disposal officer, commercial food artist, flair bartender, and jelly-bean-recipe technician. But no one understands — especially not your business card.
It’s not like you can just crack a bottle of wine and toss some cheese on a plate. A high-class party requires sophistication, pizzazz, and the most legit mermaids in town.
Rehab & Filming Schedule Conflicts
What is 30 years of addiction when you're in the middle of your 15 minutes of fame? Rehab can wait. The judge will understand that.