If you haven't heard, it's Shark Week, which means that for an entire week, the ocean's most one-note character gets an entire channel devoted to it. Please. Do sharks have wriggly noses? Do they curl up against your thigh as you channel surf? Can they play fetch and play dead and play ball? We didn't think so.
As our own petition against Shark Week, we'd like to offer Canned Fashion's board, "Pets" which should be more than enough motivation to get you on Team Household Companion and off Team Underwater Teeth.