Gisele Bündchen is most like...Japanese boxer Satoshi Shimizu.

We've spent the better part of her career being endlessly jealous of, um, everything this superstar's got goin' on, but thanks to BBC and some long-overdue genetic payback, there's finally vengeance. Though the personal stature of this writer mimics that of a female Italian water-polo player, Gisele, with those perfect legs and flawless everything, is apparently a physical copy of Satoshi Shimizu, a male bantamweight boxer. Alright, so he's a super lightweight — his division was named after a breed of tiny chickens, after all — but even his slim stature won't take away from the fact that the world's top model got body-matched to a dude.

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