You Can Now Smell Like The Yankees: Strike Out Or Home Run?
Well here's an odd convergence of style and sports – the New York Yankees
have announced a new fragrance collection
set to bow later this year. Called "New York Yankees
," we can only hope that the cologne represents the off-field masculinity, confidence, and sexual prowess of the many attractive players working for this storied franchise rather than what they smell like in the sixth inning of the second game in a mid-August doubleheader. Stranger still is the forthcoming "New York Yankees for Her
," which, we suppose, will be tailored to those ladies in the Stadium crowd sporting #2 jerseys and amorously screaming "Jeeetah
." And what will these fragrances smell like? Freshly cut grass? Pine tar? Peanuts and Cracker Jacks? As of yet there's no word – but let's just cross our fingers and hope that they don't capture the aroma of the flop sweat that flows every time Alex Rodriguez steps to the plate in the playoffs. Yes, someone here is a Mets fan. (Racked
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