Morning Java: Have a Coke and a Smile, Shorts Spotted, and Divided Smiles

roberto_cavalli_coca_colaRobert Cavalli designs bottles for Coke. Between us, we're never going to drink out of anything that looks like fur. Bleah. (Uncivil Society)
Sure, it's stunt journalism, but living a month without plastic seems as hard as climbing Everest. (BBC)
Buy this men's strap-on carryall, and get a free pat down from the cops. (Random Good Stuff)
Radar captures photographic evidence of the short suit in the wild. (Radar)
Why are the models in this H+M Divided line preview so goddamed happy? It can't be the clothes. (Nitrolicious)