Models With Brains, Kate Kills Music, and Hipsters Made Fun Of (Yet Again)

alice-in-wonderland-movieImages from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland released! Looks like just the movie to watch while under the influence of some mind-altering drugs. (Coming Soon)
Look At This Fucking Hipster, the tumblr blog that publishes photos of people who don't even really look like hipsters, is putting out a book. Poor hipsters. Such a misunderstood yet overexposed breed of creature, they are. (The Observer)
Kate Moss drowned 6 brand-new Kills songs in the pool, while Jamie "screamed 'noooooo' in slow-motion and plunged in after it, like David Hasselhoff in Baywatch." Thank god for famous couples and their fights. Without it, where would our own dull, loveless lives be? (The Mirror)
Nicole Richie to put out a second collection, which will include clothing and shoes. See, some famous people do do things with their lives. (Grazia)
Lily Cole was one of only three students at Cambridge to receive the top grade in her final exams—after having spent the days leading up to said exam partying with the likes of Jude Law. We want to know what the girl puts in her morning coffee. (Daily Mail)