NYC Broker Makes Actual Real-Estate Porn (You're Welcome)

First off, we'd like to thank our opposite numbers at The Observer for plucking this one out of the air. But more to the point, we'd like to thank New York City real-estate consultant Michael Meier – the host of his own YouTube series "Selling Higher with Michael Meier" – for taking time off from flying his plane, sailing his boat, and riding his Ducati to show us that the best way to sell a 4,500-square-foot Chelsea penthouse – a heretofore impossible task – is to grab a few beautiful models and have them get all up on each other in the hot tub. Housing crisis SOLVED. That's right – whereas we used to believe that thoughtful floor planning, good schools, and location, location, location sold real estate, we now understand that what buyers want to see is Estonian models getting real with each other in their future kitchen. Michael Meier, you definitely deserve that totally boss Ducati. (New York Observer)
Photo: via Selling Higher with Michael Meier
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