5. Geren Ford Offers A Sweet R29 Discount—Can't make it out to our L.A. East/West shopping event? No worries. You have nine days left to score 25% off all full-priced Geren Ford items on the website.
8. Try Summer's Bright Makeup Trends Now!—Just remember, trying out more than one of these trends will send you into Bozo territory. Less is more, especially when it comes to lipstick the color of '70s shag carpet.
10. Steve Madden Creates The Snookie Shoe—We're just waiting for the JWoww scarf-tops to come out. Then we'd be set for the shore.