Donning vampire fangs is as much a Halloween tradition as, say, TP'ing the house of the jerk neighbor who dared to hand out raisins or making out with someone solely based on their clever costume. Trouble is, the damn things turn you into a slobbering, Cindy Brady-slurring mess, which is why we recommend showing the Lestat love in Perks and Mini's Fang Necklace instead. Made from black-coated oxidized silver, these chunky chompers have plenty of bite—which is more than we can say for your sooooo tired "I vant to suck your blood" pick-up line. That just bites.
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