You know it's summer in L.A....

When the Rose Bowl might as well be penned in blood on your calendar.
Rose Bowl Flea Market, 1001 Rose Bowl Drive (at Rose Bowl Drive); 323-560-7469.

When the answer to "Who wears short shorts?" is...everyone!
Ksubi Short Shorts, $199.95, available at Ksubi.

When waxes and pedis are no longer optional in your weekly beauty routine.
Wax L.A., 7924 Melrose Avenue (near Fairfax Avenue); 323-951-9616.

Even though all of Rodeo goes on sale, you still avoid the Drive like the plague due to tourist infestation.

When the scent of SPF replaces your perfume and your beach bag becomes your permanent purse.
Oscar de la Renta Moisturizing Sunscreen SPF 30 Cream, $42, available at Oscar de la Renta.

When the smog gets so thick, you consider flipping on your fog lights.

Photo: Via RGC Shows, Facebook/Rodeo Drive, Net-A-Porter