We've often wondered if supermodels are not of this world. Frankly, it would make us feel a whole lot better to learn that Heidi Klum was an invader from Mars, rather than knowing that we share a species with her, but somehow didn't manage to get mile-long legs and a flawless complexion. Well, thanks to Dlisted, we've now got proof that supermodels are in fact not human. Because this is what Linda Evangelista looks like with a perm.
The 47-year-old (!!) made the same mane mistake in her senior class photo that most '80s children had the misfortune to wear (and be photographed in) during The Decade of Bad Beauty Choices. Unlike us mere mortals though, Linda manages to rise above the bad 'do and still look gorgeous. We're sorry, but we refuse to believe anyone could look that smokin' hot while wearing what looks like an electrocuted poodle on their head. If this woman isn't from some race of glamazon E.T.s, then we're officially just going to stop trying. (Dlisted)