Ants, Dissection, And Varicose Veins: We Present The World's Creepiest Tights
The thought of ants running up and down our leg make us a little squeamish, but there's nothing quite like a sliced-open calf to really give us the willies. These printed tights from Les Queues De Sardines feature some rather unconventional prints that range from a crisscrossing of varicose veins to a map detailing human leg muscle dissection. For those of you who find a walk on the macabre side more appetizing than we do, you might be out of luck. Though stocked everywhere in France (perhaps Parisians are a bit more gritty than we thought?), they're nowhere to be found in the US. If you really want some, pick up a pair at UpFactory. Barfbag, not included.









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