This Is What We Would Give Lady Gaga For Her Birthday

Happy birthday Lady Gaga! So, what do you gift the girl who has everything and a few Grammys, too? We have an idea! In honor of the naturally beautiful Mama Monster, we've rounded up the five most outrageous gag Gaga gifts for the now 26-year-old. Lady, if you're reading this, please let us know what you think. Hmm, the silence speaks volumes.
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