Omifreakingawd—it was a wild week of closings, openings, and the hottest, juiciest gossip. Never mind that the biggest rumor of all wasn't true—we got a guilty pleasure sugar high nonetheless. Lawsuits, pranks, and sweaty goths—the best of the week that was is all here.
1. The Beefeaters are having their wardrobes updated by students. What? The Queer Eye guys were too busy? (Pipeline)