It Happened This Week: Lady Gagaisms Infect Common People, Lacroix Goes Broke, and Tom Brady Prefers Dogs Over Babies

gisele-baby-happenedthisweek-0529091. Tom Brady denies rumors that Gisele is preggers, claiming that he has "dogs and that's all [he] needs." Way to break that football player stereotype, Tom! And here we thought you were wooing Gisele with homemade cassoulet while reading her Lord Byron and massaging Body Shop lotion into her swollen toes. (AP)
2. Lacroix files for bankruptcy. We're too sad to make a joke about this one. (The Awl)
3. Karl: Totes like the rest of us. (The Cut)
5. To add to cigarette smoking, drug usage, heavy drinking, late-night partying, and casual sex, skinny jeans are apparently also bad for your health. Hipsters, you have a very short life span ahead of you. Some might rejoice at that statement. (NYDN)
6. Lily Cole makes her acting debut, giving Gemma Ward and her three-liner in The Strangers some serious competition. (Fashionologie)
7. Apparently, Lady Gaga's no-pants syndrome has spread to your everyday common folk who think they can stalk the streets in just tights. (Pipeline)