Hump, Marry, Kill: It’s The Final Countdown To Arrested Development

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Hump: The more serious Hayden Panettiere is about getting an Emmy nomination for Nashville, the less eyeliner she wears. And in the season finale, which is the episode I’m guessing she’ll submit for consideration, HayPan is as barefaced as an innocent child. It’s all a little too much — it’s really hard to portray drunk misery without going overboard, but fine, Hayden, you’ve managed to earn my begrudging admiration for your portrayal of Juliette Barnes. And I’m sure my approval was all you ever wanted.

Marry: I don’t think I’ve been this excited for anything in the history of ever. If the Netflix server crashes on Sunday, I will weep in the shower, Tobias-style. If you need to satisfy your Mitch Hurwitz-genius craving between now and Sunday, I highly recommend his episode of “By the Way: In Conversation With Jeff Garlin.”

Kill: Mary Murphy, WHAT IS THAT HAIR? Please take a long, hard look in the mirror and tell me if asking your hairdresser for “ombré Nicki Minaj Snow Cone with a dash of Marge Simpson” was a good idea.

Photo: Courtesy of Katherine Bomboy-Thornton/ABC; Courtesy of Sam Urdank for Netflix; Courtesy of Bill Mathlock/FOX