However, wearing them in public involves a little more than just promising not to spill anything all night — you need some outfit-assembling prowess, too. Or you need us. We've built three Perfect Outfits around one pair of white jeans, never veering into '90s pop star territory (though if you're confidant enough to wear 'em with a white, cropped, turtleneck tank, be our guest).
Click through to see how we styled the summer-to-fall staple so you can finally go back to the shop and make the purchase for real.
Wearing white-on-white isn't just for droogs. Just remember to pair your outfit with colorful accessories (yes, pastels count) to break up the monotony.
Clockwise from the left: Stuart Weitzman Capsize $188, available at Stuart Weitzman; Miso Snakeskin Clutch Bag, $21.74, available at Republic; Topshop Moto White Jeans, $80, available at Topshop; Warehouse Lace Peplum Top, $62, available at Warehouse; DANNIJO Esme Earrings, $295, available at DANNIJO.
Channel your inner Riviera-bound jet-setter with a striped shirt and brimmed hat. A bright lipstick and leather bootie keep things modern.
Clockwise from the left: Petit Bateau Short Sleeved Striped Tee, $50.40, available at Petit Bateau; Steven Alan Carla Hat, $148, available at Steven Alan; Topshop Moto White Jeans, $80, available at Topshop; Vince Camuto Kristen Cross Body Bag, $139.99, available at Vince Camuto; NARS Carthage Lipstick, $25, available at Amazon; Zara High Heel Peep Toe, $39.99, available at Zara.
A beautifully cut tank and a fashion-forward pair of sneakers will liven up a slim pair of jeans.
Clockwise from the left: Kate Spade Clean Break Statement Necklace, $228, available at Kate Spade; Topshop Moto White Jeans, $80, available at Topshop; Rag & Bone The Jean Jacket in Perfect Wash, $265, available at Rag & Bone; Dorothy Perkins Leopard high Top Trainers, $79, available at Dorothy Perkins; J. Crew Patent Leather Belt, $24.99, available at J. Crew; Sheinside Black Scoop Neck High Dipped Curved Hem Tank Top, $32, available at Sheinside.
Market Research by Willow Lindley