Reasons To Wear A Condom: "I Don't Have A Vagina With Me"

Last week, an Imgur user uploaded a photo of a sex-ed assignment that got her little sister suspended. Why? Well, we have no idea — these answers seem pretty spot-on.
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"Two years ago today, my then 14-year-old sister got suspended for submitting these answers for her sex-ed class. I'm so proud of her," the poster wrote. 

The purpose of the assignment was to match appropriate responses to possible objections a partner might make to using a condom. "If you have time, list a few objections and/or responses of your own," the instructions say.

The teen did as prompted, and provided some pretty sassy responses. The language, while straightforward, probably explains her suspension, but the answers would make Broad City's Ilana proud.
The big sister who shared the image, 21-year-old Jordan Fridman, told BuzzFeed, “Obviously, it’s kind of hilarious, but I don’t know, we’ve been freaking out over it." She just decided to post the two-year-old quiz on Imgur after it resurfaced on a Timehop. Hopefully the suspension — and passage of time — didn't change the sassy student's outlook one bit. 
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