Crazy Sh*t New Yorkers Say: Haunted House Edition
By Leila Brillson, Designed by Ammiel Mendoza

You bring up some good points, buddy:
"(Redacted) was legitimately scarey if you count the following:
1. The asbestos notification on the front door. It's real.
2. The colon you had to meander your way through at the end. I now know how shit feels as it snakes it way though your intestines. It's not pleasant."
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in NYC