Four mentions of the word freaky, one wish that he was over 21 and with girls, and one reference to going back to Long Island:
"Yawn.. I wanted to get freaked the fuck out. I see these spooky things on the website, the little vampire kid eating a bloody piece of meat, yeah! Before I headed back to Long Island, I went downtown to see the show.

The beginning of the show was corny, the Vampire hostess tells us vampire lore. (She was actually kinda sexy with those fangs, I wanted to give her a love bite)

She moves us into a room that has some freaky vamps! After 10 minutes of the hissing vamps scaring you, I wanted it all to be over.

If you want to get freaked, Universal Orlando Halloween, will really freak you out. (The girl in the glass coffin covered in live rats? freaky.......)

This was just.. This would be good for a goof, if I was 21 and brought a few girls with me to seem them get jumpy. Other than that, save your $$ and rent The Exorcist."

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