Shocker: Gwyneth's Gift Guide Is Bananas

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    Technically, it's still November, but we can already feel our annual holiday-shopping panic attack coming on. If you're like us, you'll likely be one of the hundreds standing in line at Barnes & Noble at 11:52pm on December 24, hoping your mom hasn't seen the second season of Downton Abbey yet. If you're like Gwyneth Paltrow...

    Well, you're not like Gwyneth Paltrow.

    Never one to miss an opportunity to help us incur credit-card debt get a look at the luxer side of life, GP has curated her own holiday wish list, and it's just as GOOP-y as you'd expect.

    Ahead, we've rounded up our favorite picks from the list. Some items we love. An herb garden starter kit? Awesome — if slightly overpriced at $250 for what amounts to some dirt in a box. But naturally, many items fall into the realm of things-you-will-never-ever-own. Unless you're friends with Gwyn, in which case, enjoy your 24 KT Gold iPhone Passive Horn Amplifier. Whatever that is.

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