Ooops, the slide has started—the two-day marriage, the crazy behavior, the Federline. Yes, here she's preggers with her first kid and, surprisingly, putting on a very classy face for someone who would go to her wedding reception in a sweatsuit that read "Ho" on the back. But look to the left. What was once cute cottenpickin' country-fried goodness has turned into pure white trash. These are the bad days. The chugging Mountain Dew while 9 months pregnant days. Sigh.