We might take a lot of heat for this, but we're starting to think that New Yorker James Franco's little brother Dave may in fact be the hotter sibling. The deal was pretty much sealed after we spotted the actor (he's in Fright Night right now) in this Funny or Die video, "Go F*ck Yourself With Dave Franco." After his girlfriend tells him to, well, "Go fuck yourself," Franco does just that, wandering into a bar where he meets himself. A perfect rom-com scene ensues...but brace yourself (literally) for the ending...incest has never been so f*ckable.
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