Leave it to those clever Brits to whip up a 2009 cheat sheet of what we'll all inevitably be obsessing about in the coming year. Among our favorite predictions: Dr. Dre's return with a new album, Emily Blunt (Love Her!), Croatia's latest status as the new Ibiza and L.A.'s as the new New York, a 9-year old's wisdom on how to talk to girls, and the new new new It Girls Coco Sumner and Georgia Jagger. Read on for more 2009 predictions. Needless to say, the blatant absence of anything even remotely plastic surgery made us quiver with joy.