Are You One Of These High School Stereotypes?

Illustrated by Anna Sudit.
Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting...and incredibly awkward run-ins with former classmates at your local bar. Like millions of Americans, you're likely hopping on a bus, plane, or subway and heading home next week, where you and all the grown-up versions of the kids you went to high school with will install yourselves back in your childhood bedrooms.
Whether you actively seek them out at house parties or bars (because, yes, now everyone's old enough to go to bars) or just cannot avoid them at the supermarket, they're out there, waiting to be run into, reconnected with, or hidden from beneath a particularly robust pumpkin display in the produce aisle at said supermarket.
These are the eight archetypes you'll bump into next week — because, at least on some level, high school really does last forever.