In an effort to make up for all those glasses of bubbly, you'll be given a detoxifying white charcoal bevvie — we promise, it tastes like anything but. Next, a back exfoliation utilizing a concoction of white charcoal, sea salt, and rice bran oil — see ya later dull winter skin! On to the really amazing part: a full-body detox massage using both acupressure and deep-tissue modalities. We're falling asleep just thinking about the blissful experience. And because a $250 massage may not always be in the cards, the results-driven line of Sort of Coal prods used in the treatment are available for your home regimen — not that it will be half as enjoyable.
The Spa at Four Seasons Hotel Chicago, 120 East Delaware Place (between Michigan Avenue and Rush Street); 312-649-2340.
Photo: Courtesy of the Four Seasons Hotel Chicago