Fans of Funny or Die's "Drunk History" series, rejoice! Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey star in a hilarious new video ode to the classic poem "'Twas the Night Before Christmas." (Funny or Die)
Jersey Shore guidette Snooki is being sued for a cool $7 mill after backing out of a merchandizing deal. Bummer, we were really looking forward to another "celeb" clothing line this year. (HuffPo)
The Rose Parade is known for its floats, flowers, and... political showdowns? Both the Occupy the Rose Parade group and the Pasadena Tea Party Patriots have applied to march in the parade, potentially setting up the most awkward promenade ever. (LAist)
Photography: Via Funny or Die.