30 Mental Comebacks For When People Don't "Get" Your Outfit

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Sure, eating and family togetherness are wonderful things. But, there's more to Thanksgiving than that. After all, what former high school misfit doesn't relish the thought of arriving back in her podunk hometown, looking effortlessly, big-city cool in front of that former head cheerleader who never quite made it out of her low-rise days?
Romy and Michele fantasies aside, there's always the chance that the style savvy you've picked up in your years since leaving home will cause more gawking, pointing, and backhanded compliments than envy. But, no matter. You're not only confident in the person you've become, you're also confident enough not to get into a shade-off while in line getting hot dogs at Costco. Out loud, you might say, "Oh, I like it though," but these 30 comebacks are what you're really going to be thinking.
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Ahead, read our complete guide to not letting the hometown haters get you down — and consider it your (mental) armor for when you get that side-eye as you walk into your local dive bar in your crop top and culottes.
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Please — your plebeian taste level is giving me a headache.
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I don't usually take fashion advice from girls who still wear platform, peep-toe pumps, but okay.
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Boyfriend jeans not flattering? Oh, it is so adorable how you think I care.
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Sorry, what? I was just reveling in my own flawlessness.
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Well, it wouldn't be the first time you had absolutely no idea what you were talking about.
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Darling, did you really bring your Vera Bradley — to the club?
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I'll just be over here, drinking a cup of my own tears.
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You don't find midi-skirts sexy? Thanks, I'll take that under advisement.
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I bet you're fun at parties.
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Lord, give me strength to deal with these basics.
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Too much? Well, excuse me while I clutch my invisible pearls.
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Please, be less boring — In Joan's name, I beseech you!
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Well, aren't we shady for a lady in a bedazzled tee?
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Womp, womp. Oh, sorry, I was just vocalizing how your platform flip-flops make me feel.
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Come talk to me when you can make a clown wig and Hugh Hefner's pajamas look this good.
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I'd be a bit less judgy if I were in your shoes — literally.
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Well, look here — if it isn't the second coming of Cathy Horyn!
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Purple hair, don't care.
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I'm humoring you so hard right now.
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Vintage = dead peoples' clothes: Yeah, noted.
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As in, more than Vogue.
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Please, I'm so crown.
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Hold up. The dude in the going-out, stretchy, striped button-down is criticizing me for what, now?
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What's the onomatopoeia for your low-rise flares and sparkly "goin' out" top? Oh, yeah.
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No, but, all kidding aside — you know I look amazing, right?
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Searching brain for fucks to give...yeah, no.
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Oh, my god! I've offended a person who still wears lace camis!
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How will I ever go on without your approval?
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Me? I'm just voguing your drabness away.
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No comment, Felicia.
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