Haircut Hats: The Weirdest Way To Stay Warm

Remember when the weirdest thing going on with winter hats was either the spirit hood or those beanies with the giant, metal plates on them? Well, there's a whole new thing in wackadoo headgear: Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Eugenia Kim haircut hats.

The velour-felt toppers come in two styles: the Anna, a blunt bob with piece-y bangs, and the Kiki, a bright-blue, wavy crop. Not gonna lie, though, we're a little on the fence about 'em. Kim's hats are always beautifully made, and red Anna is like a cool cloche — but, somehow, the black version is a little on the Darth Vader/Prince Valiant tip for us. Meanwhile, the Kiki would make us feel like a cartoon flapper with finger waves. Is that even a thing?

Legend has it that Eugenia Kim started designing hats to cover up a bad haircut that she got in college, so, in a way, these are the perfect solution — an instant, new haircut, people! Click on to see all of the styles, including some on-mannequin shots that will, frankly, haunt our dreams. But, we're not writing them off completely. After all, we've been wondering what we'd look like with the Kristen Wiig bob...