Anna Della Russo's 10-point memo to Met Gala attendees has wisdom even for us mere mortals: "Choose a long evening GOWN. Unless you don't have the Giselle's body not wear a short dress!" (Daily Front Row)
Move over Heidi. Elle MacPherson will be hosting a new reality fashion show and it's going to be on prime-time NBC. (New York Times)
If you want to see Domenico and Stefano shakin' their booties, just play Britney's "Hold It Against Me." (Telegraph UK)
Really Gwyneth, is there nothing you can't do? Rumor has it she's starting up a cooking magazine with Hearst. What's next, Chancellor of New York City? (New York Post)
Designer houses are sending their competitor's logo-ed purses to Snooki in a snarky case of product placement. We bet Snooks doesn't mind when she's getting luxed up for free! (The New York Observer)
