5 Things To Know This AM — May 12 2011

The New York Times wrote a review of Kanye West's performance at MoMA's annual Party in the Garden last night that sounds more like a psychological evaluation than anything else. "It’s likely that the Abby Aldrich Rockefeller Sculpture Garden had never seen such twisted pain." Heavy. (New York Times)
Speaking of the NYT, seems like Benjamin Millepied, aka Natalie Portman's Baby Daddy, tried to get one of their reporters thrown out an NYU event after she asked him about Portman. Apparently, he's exactly as douchey as everyone predicted he would be. (New York Daily News)
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Online game Farmville gets a Lady Gaga makeover, which sort of seems like Justin Bieber nail polish...just wrong. (Daily Mail UK)
Donald Trump's daily grooming is easy! The maybe presidential nominee claims he does not comb his hair forward, he simply washes it with Head and Shoulders let's it air dry for an hour. One hour, every day. Perfect for a would-be president. (Gawker)
Mall of The America may be opening up in New Jersey. Because, seriously, who doesn't need an indoor ski slope on the East Coast? (Racked)
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