No, James Cameron, Jack Didn't Have To Die At The End Of Titanic

What's wrong with you, James Cameron? None other than the Mythbusters scientifically proved that, yes, the debris raft could have safely held both Leonardo DiCaprio's Jack and Kate Winslet's Rose at the end of Titanic. Yet you still gleefully assert that poor Jack "had" to die. Are you sick? Was your heart broken at an early age, souring you on love forever? Do frozen teen idols somehow satisfy some strange desire in you? Do you enjoy making teenage girls cry? It's time to confront the dark truths within your cold heart, you awful, awful man. (The Hollywood Reporter)
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