Daily Diversion: The Most Honest First Date EVER

When you meet up with that special guy for that all-important first date, many questions rush through your hormone-buzzed mind. Does he like you? How is this going? IS HE *THE ONE*? But let's face it — most guys aren't so special, and most first dates aren't really all that important. In those cases, self-bargaining replaces swooning, and you start to focus on more practical matters, like the quality of his AC, than on two-kids-and-a-dog daydreaming. When love isn't in the cards, wouldn't it be better if we could just be honest with each other and broker a fair deal where everyone gets what they want? Well, in this video — "Upstairs" by Shawn Wines — two young lovebirds put it all out on the table and forthrightly (if not gracefully) determine that, yes, there is an exchange rate for bracelets and blow jobs. Romeo and Juliet it ain't. But at least it does have a happy(ish) ending. (The Awesomer)
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