Celebs Descend Into the SubMerc, Waverly Inn Tell-All A Yawn, and Kiefer Sutherland Headbutts Jack McCollough!!

lauren-santo-domingo.jpgOlivier Zahm takes party snaps of the Met ball after party at SubMercer. Now onto the more important question...who still goes to SubMercer?? (Purple Diary)
Brutish metrosexual hockey player Sean Avery stuns all by dressing for Met Gala afterparties like a middle-aged woman. (The
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But the real Sean Avery of the night was Kiefer Sutherland who got all Jack Mutherfuckin Bauer on Jack McCollough of Proenza Schouler by breaking his nose with a headbutt!!!! Even women's designers should know not to step to Jack. (Guest of a Guest)
The desire for Steven Alan products trumps modern technology. (Racked)
Waverly Inn's John DeLuci will not be talking up his celeb clientele in his book, "The Hunger." Oh, yawn, snooze, we'd rather just read Knut Hamsun's "Hunger," then, about a deranged genius wandering starving through the streets of Norway. (WWD)
The best part of Paulina Porizkova's recap of the Met ball: "The exhibit itself, although interesting, seemed to me--after all the glitz and glamour in the hallways--to almost pale in comparison. Or maybe I was just bummed I wasn't featured more." (Modelinia)