Caption This: Abbey Lee Kershaw In i-D By David Bailey

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Winning caption: "LUCYYYY, YOU GOT SOME SPLANING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!" —Lisa Reed
Runner up: "Abbey was determined to leave her former life as a mermaid behind her, but she was really having trouble adjusting after her species reassignment surgery. She thought it would be easy, but the whole wearing clothes thing was really throwing her for a loop." —Sasha Stumacher Kellner
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