Can A Beard (Still) Get You Laid In Chicago?

Just when we thought we could relax and return to a world free of irritated make out-face, it seems beards are still holding their own in Chicago. Ignore for a moment the fact that these things feel akin to necking with the carpet, because apparently face fur is more than a trend—it's a turn-on. This Chicago Magazine article suggests that beards grow fuller and faster as a method of attracting potential mates (hopefully, those without sensitive skin). After evaluating the research realizing that Chi-Town beards might be here to stay, tell us—how does it feel? (Chicago Magazine)
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