Yes, we are aware that it's 2012, but apparently these dudes didn't get the memo. The Boombox Party is the newest brainchild of Decentralized Dance Party and Newmindspace (of previous successes like the annual pillow fight), and it doesn't take a genius—or someone born before 1990—to figure out what this one's all about. Taking place January 21 at 9 p.m. at a secret TBD location, organizers ask for peeps to show up in their snazziest business attire (I know, we don't get it either) and rock out to tunes blasting from their boomboxes. While we're not sure we're down to party this time, we're having serious flashbacks to making up "dance routines" in our bedrooms. B*witched, anyone?! You tell us, will you flashdance with this mob? (Gothamist)
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