The Morrissey Candle Brings Light Into Our Dark Hearts

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Heaven knows we carry a flame for the Mozz, and now our eternal love for the British crooner will burn even more brightly with this candle from Derrick Cruz and his team at Black Sheep & Prodigal Sons. No doubt having spent some time listening to Meat is Murder and smoking cloves behind the High School Gym, BS&PS have crafted this limited-edition (only 600 produced) waxen visage of Mr. Steven Patrick Morrissey in his younger, thinner days, complete with his trademark swooping hair, plaintive expression, and band-aid covered nipples. Available in either black or white, it's the perfect holiday gift for the melancholic music lover on your list and best enjoyed with a glass of red wine in a darkened room to the strains of "There's A Light That Never Goes Out".
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$185, available at OCCULTER, and online, 83.5 Orchard Street (between Broome and Grand streets); 917-769-2220.
Photo: Courtesy of OW!
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