Balmain's Swishy Pirate Collection, DVF Becomes A Home Decorator, And Gareth Pugh's Serious Nails

And the claws come out! Crazy nail extensions at Gareth Pugh. (
You know you've got something special when you can smack someone on the head, and have them apologize to you. Way to be a G, Naomi. (New York Post)
Jil Sander for Uniqlo summer '10 looks to be more clean, stark minimalism at affordable price-points. We're fans of the putty-colored shirtdress. (Telegraph)
The new Balmain show was full of looks that were a pirate-y. (Hint)
Diane von Furstenberg is taking her good style sense and applying it to home decorating. Zebra-stripe covered tuffets, anyone? (Grazia)
A homeless man in China becomes an Internet style icon. Argh! Everything is terrible! (The Cut)