If Chandler Bing Wrote Ad Copy In Real Life

As you may have realized, we're knee-deep in Friends fever right now, what with the show coming to Netflix and all. Sometimes that means retrospectives on the aspects that weren't so great, other times it means fondly remembering some of the show's greatest — and, undoubtedly, Chandler was the man behind a lot of those.

After finally quitting his job as a transponster, Chandler made his way into the field of advertising with great success. And, his slogans were the kind of thing that would have Don Draper signing a blank check right then and there. We took the liberty of channeling Chandler for some modern-day advertisements, in honor of the Greatest Copywriter Who Ever Lived.

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A Bing classic.
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How does he come up with this stuff?!
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Some of these are really all in the delivery.
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Any wise man knows that trying to sneak a bite of Joey's sandwich is basically a death wish.
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Outrageous!!
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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This would also work as an ad for Joey's favorite blue lipstick.
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Can you imagine all the golden commentary Mr. Bing would have for the age of social media?
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Crickets.
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Support Steve Austin. If you're blind, yes, I am the wrestler.
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