7 Erotic Cookie Cutters To Spice Up Your Holiday Swaps

Not everyone lives for the holiday season. In fact, some people dread the festive (but forced) occasions that inevitably come along with it, like cookie swaps. If the idea of baking up another batch of grandma's Linzer stars does not thrill you, resist the urge to go into full Grinch-mode, because we may have found a way to spice up your tiresome holiday traditions. Get ready to try out — drumroll — the erotic cookie cutter.

This year we won't be showing up to that third damn swap of the week with a plate of sparkle-sprinkled holly leaves or cake-icing Christmas trees. No, instead we'll be the bad-ass bakers carrying a tray packed with sensual, adult-shaped dough. We're talking everything from lingerie-shaped sugar cookies to gingerbread Kama Sutra people to chocolate chip clitorises. Who is with us?!

Step up your holiday baking game from predictably boring to seductive by scrolling on and stocking up on the ten erotic-shaped products ahead. But be warned that these cutters are seriously sexy and NSFW. They may force you to shelve grandma's recipe for another occasion entirely.

Forget about being a girl boss. This anatomy-focused set is for the all of woman bosses in your life.

Rochaix Cookie Cutters Female Anatomy Cookie Cutters, $3.06, available on Etsy.
Gingerbread men are outdated. Gingerbread Karma Sutra is bringing the 2017 holiday cookie heat.

Zcccom Cookie Cutters, $12.99, available at Amazon.
Who needs a holiday stocking-shaped cutter?

Copper Gifts Bra & Panties Cookie Cutter Set, $16.95, available at Copper Gifts.
Here's lookin' at the year of the vagina.

Bakerolgy Vagina Cookie Cutter, $9.18, available at Etsy.
Freeing the nipple one bust-cut sugar cookie at a time.

Rochaix Cookie Cutters Boobs Cookie Cutter, $2.45, available at Etsy.
This cookie cutter is pulling double duty — and we'll be making a mixed batch to cover both bases.

Elltesa Premium Kitchen Products Butt Or Bust Cookie Cutter, $9.99, available at Amazon.
Instead of icing out "Happy Holidays," we'll bake something a little more sensually-shaped this year.

Rochaix Cookie Cutters Sexy Emoji Cookie Cutter Set, $5.49, available at Etsy.
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