The Ultimate Game Of Thrones Gift Guide, For Every Kind Of Fan

Winter is coming, and hot on its heels is the holiday season. You know: The time of year that screams twinkly lights and warm cocoa, along with a steaming hot slice of gift-giving anxiety.

Pop culture gifts are the hardest to nail. You want to be relevant, but not too on the nose; topical, but not so much that whatever you buy will lose meaning by the time the new year rolls around.

Celebrating with your favorite Game of Thrones enthusiast? Then give the gift of twincest, civil war, and dragon fire to your nearest and dearest. Nothing says "holly jolly" like a glow-in-the-dark Night King, and you haven't really played Monopoly until you've tried to steal from the Iron Bank of Braavos.

Whether your recipient is a Lannister, a Stark, or hell, even a Tully (someone has to be, right?), we've rounded up the ultimate list that would satisfy even the coldest of Bolton hearts.

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Mother of Dragons Throw Blanket

Will you get warm and cozy from the fleece, or from the dragon's breath?
Custom Cutting Board

You can get this board etched with your last name! Or, you can pretend your last name is Stark.
Dragon Scale Ring

Channel the power of the Mother of Dragons right onto your index finger.
"Moon of My Life, My Sun and Stars" Mug

This is the perfect gift for couples who take their coffee together in the morning.
Jon Snow Backpack

Instead of incorporating a cape into your day-to-day wardrobe, wear this backpack. The shaggy flap is an homage to Jon Snow's Brothers of the Night's Watch cape.
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Mother of Dragons Wallet

This wallet offers an incredibly subtle wink to Daenerys' dragons. No one will know you're toting around proof of the Game of Thrones fandom.
Sigil Shotglasses

Gather three friends and choose which house you identify with the most.
Dragon Egg Salt and Pepper Shaker

Look, if you're going to be a fan, don't be shy about it. Bring this out to your dinner parties.
Custom Barbecue Set

This gift was made for the dads of the world.
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Daenerys' Actual Dragon Cuff

At $2,730, this is a luxury purchase. But that price gets you incredible accuracy. This is the real necklace Daenerys wore in season 5, episodes 9 and 10.
The Official Game of Thrones Cookbook

As long as Arya isn't writing any of the recipes! Mwahaha.
Dragonclaw Goblet

Idea for a social experiment: At your next dinner party, provide your guests with normal wine glasses. Then, set this goblet out for yourself at the head of the table. See how people respond.
Hand of the King Pin

Wear this if your mind is a constant stream of social calculations.
Vintage Winterfell Travel Poster

This vintage poster would make any wall chic and nerdy at once, a difficult combination to achieve.
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"I Drink Tea and I Know Things" Mug

Start off each morning with strong tea and a dose of Tyrion Lannister's signature mix of self-deprecation and arrogance.
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Kit Harington Phone Case

Kit would make a beautiful May Queen.
Iron Throne Ornament

Perfect for a royal family.
Plush Direwolves

Peter Dinklage urged against impulsively adopting a husky, as many Game of Thrones fans were doing. But there's no harm in adopting a plush direwolf.
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Winterfell Mug

If Starbucks were in Winterfell, it would sell these mugs.
Temporary Tattoos

There are so many options for Game of Thrones-themed temporary tattoos, including this House Targaryen tattoo or this elaborate "Winter is Coming" tattoo.
Dragon Egg Wine Stoppers

For the next time you pour back a glass of red like Cersei Lannister.
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House Sigil Cookie Cutters

You can even dye each cookie to match the house colors.
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Game of Thrones Longclaw Sword Lamp

For the fan who believes that the night is dark and full of terrors.
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Game Of Thrones Pop-Up Guide To Westeros

For the person who loves the show, but can never remember where Highgarden is.
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Game Of Thrones Stark Tournament Banner

For the person whose room could use a little Stark spirit.
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Game of Thrones Rhaegal Baby Dragon Sculpture

For the person who really wants all their coworkers to know that they're with her.
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Funko Game of Thrones Glowing Night King

For the person who thinks they're the next three-eyed raven.
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"Winter Is Coming" Sweatshirt

For the person who thinks they're a Stark, but is probably just an Umber.
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Game of Thrones Coaster Set

For the Varys fans: All the Houses of Westeros at your fingertips.
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Mother Of Dragons Sweatshirt

For the person who died their hair platinum to be more like Daenerys: Dragons sold separately.
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Canned Dragon Meat

For the person who once asked you to call them Khaleesi.
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Inside HBO's Game of Thrones: The Collector's Edition

For the person who has already read the books and watched the director's cut version of every episode.
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Iron Throne Lunchbox

For the Robert Baratheon fans: Show 'em who's really in charge of that communal work fridge.
Photo: HBO Store.
Game of Thrones Risk

For the person who once told you they admired Littlefinger: The stakes are higher than ever when you're playing for the Iron Throne.
Game of Thrones Monopoly

A battle for the Iron Throne, capitalist style.
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"I Heart Jon Snow" Dolman Women's T-Shirt

For the person who just can't get enough of those floppy locks and sad doe eyes.
Photo: HBO Store.
Game of Thrones Robb Stark Figure

For the person who just couldn't deal with the Red Wedding: Keep Robb Stark safe in your pocket.
Photo: Amazon.
Game of Thrones Letter Opener

For the person who secretly wants to be Ilyn Payne.
Photo: J.C. Penny.
Game of Thrones Stark Graphic Tee

For the Bran in your life: Let everyone know where your loyalty lies.
Photo: HBO Store.
Game of Thrones Monopoly

For the ultimate Lannister fan: Set up a chain of hotels in King's Landing, and watch the gold roll in.
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Game of Thrones Dragon Eggs Collectible Set

For the Khaleesi enthusiast: Do not attempt to carry these into a raging fire. You will not survive. You are not Daenerys.
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Game of Thrones Khaleesi Copper Mug

For the Khal Drogo fans who want to pay tribute to their moon and stars: Fierce AND decorative.
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Game of Thrones Longclaw Umbrella

For the person who fancies themselves Lord Commander of the Night's Watch: Umbrella in the streets, Jon Snow in your sheets.
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"I Drink And I Know Things" Tee

The ideal gift for the obnoxious Tyrion fan in your life.
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Game of Thrones Clue

For the person who just can't get over Margaery Tyrell's death: Kill Cersei with the poison vial in the Red Keep.
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Game of Thrones Pop! Drogon Keychain

Take it from Khaleesi: A dragon is handy for everyone and anyone.
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